Girl-Friends

Being friends with a chick is like super way harder than having a boyfriend. I hate it. I don't know how to do this. I mean with boys its all so simple and easy. But with girls It's like I want to claw my eye's out while I cry and eat marshmallow fluff outta the jar. I mean why bitches gotta be bitches for realz?

I think I understand why when girls get boyfriends they just forget about their friends. Because it's so much easier. How do you balance friendships and relationships? Can people ever do this for real.

And I swear to god if you answer your phone and talk to him while we hang out I am going to jump off the roof.

WTF AUBREY!

WTF! For ReAL! So pissed right now because of this shit! I swear! I'm sick of this shit! I know your an effing international superstar or whatever, but kissing other bitches is NOT COOL! I counted a total of 5 kisses! forehead, NECK, forehead, cheek, cheek, and MOUTH! Are you SERIOUS! Guess what mother effer I already bought my plane ticket and I'm due to arrive at your hotel at 1:23am tonight. we need to talk!

And why aren't you answering your phone, i've called you like 48 times. no response? seriously! If that hoe is in your room, or any hoe for that matter, im gonna flip my shit!

Pimples

Now Lister HERE! I HAVE A PIMPLE! ON THE TIP OF MY EFFING NOSE!

You could at least say that it makes my butt look small.

But really, Pimples and Mirrors go together like Candy and Candy Coating. I felt this thing coming last night, you want to know how long I stood up in my bathroom looking in the mirror last night, 2 hours! This morning 30mins. And in the 1 hour i have been home tonight, another 30 mins. I was just looking at this thing in the mirror for hours! I'm not much of a mirror girl, I don't spend hours just looking at myself in the mirror. Granted I will stop and look if I happen to pass by one, but I am not going to just stand there and look at myself when I could be sitting on my butt watching TV and eating cheezits. But no, when pimples happen (not very often granted) I am a Mirror Girl! It's killing me, Toothpaste, hydrogen peroxide, ice, and a hot towel have done very little to cure this slight problem. I don't know what to do! And to make matters worst!. . . . . .

I don't know what I was going to say, because I learned an interesting fact last night that I just remembered! HYDROGEN PEROXIDE will bleach your hair and it will turn a cool orange color. Now I am thinking about doing this, maybe to a couple of select pieces around my face, how cool would that be! I had this great idea while standing in the bathroom last night for 2 hours!

I just need to buy more makeup and it will all get better! and some new pants. Also curtains. and I'm thinking about getting my eyelashes done again this summer.

This is what will happen if you dump me

Marissa Cooper made a new movie! And if I know anything, its that Marissa Cooper is the defintion of crazy girlfriend and therefore one of my idols. And guess what's playing in this movie. Yep! A Crazy EX-Girlfriend!

Crazy Girlfriend Anthems

Kylie Minogue - Can't Get You Outta My Head

Today is a new day and new feature. Crazy Girlfriend Anthems. Now a lot of the songs at first may not seem like crazy girl anthems, but trust me they are. If you let a crazy girl listen to many of these songs, things will quickly unravel.

So first up, Can't Get You Outta My Head by Miss. Kylie Minogue. Of Kylie, why did you do this to me. I was just a young girl at the start of the millennium with big dreams and you crushed them with this song. The Title. Well thats the biggest clue. Normal Girls with Normal functional relationships with boys and other girls CAN in fact get you outta their heads. Most of the time they are not thinking about their significant other. They are thinking about work, deadlines, dinner, exercising, reading, etc. Well as far as a crazy girlfriend goes, we probably should be thinking about those things. But no, we are thinking about you, ALL THE TIME. Seriously I have forgotten to eat for 3 days once because I was constantly thinking, dreaming, wondering about a boy. I also didn't go to class and I sat in my house and tried to pick out an outfit that would best match his style.

The song is even worse, she was thinking about him so much she only wrote half the lyrics, the other half of the song is lalalalalala. Then the other lyrics are such gems as "your loving is all i think about." My Favorite verse? in the song has to be "Every Night, Every day/Just to be there in your arms/won't you stay/won't you lay with me forever/and ever and ever and ever" Please Please please hold me for hours and never leave me EVER EVER EVER! And that is pretty much the song, other than some more lalalalalalala's and can't get you outta my heads. And yes Kylie, there is a dark secret in me, and you, and everyone girl we know. We b cray cray.

Why does this make me so crazy, because all I want in life is to be so obsessed with boy that I literally can. Not. Stop. THINKING. ABOUT. HIM. This song proves that it can happen and it wonderful and glorious. That being that in love with a boy is like candy covered chocolate raining from a unicorns rainbow diarrhea. And it makes a damn PERFECT dance song, which as we all know that is all a crazy girl wants in life.

Here's a live version of the song. All the way at the top is the actual video but it won't embed so whateve's.

The first one is sheer cuteness from a Japanese tv show.

But my fav is the second one, its from dancing with the stars and it also has some crazy ed banger electro beat with it that justice probs did.

Work

You know what. all I wanna do after I work 14 days in a row is come home, have my BF cook me dinner and then have him tell me I'm beautiful and cuddle while watching MTV Real World Spin Offs.

But does that happen?

No. What I get to come home to is a dirty house, no clean dishes, a cat whose butt smells like poop and is determined to meow in my face, and no desire whatsoever to clean or cook.

If you don't want to answer my texts or skype with me than maybe we shouldn't be friends on facebook.

Thats my new criteria, if you don't text me back, i'm deleting you.

Forever.

Over it

Whatever.

I'm just gonna go lay in my bed, in the dark, eat nutella and watch ever after.

Why Didn't you Call

Seriously no one ever calls me. Im starting to think that I'm not as funny and witty as I think I am.