WTF AUBREY!

WTF! For ReAL! So pissed right now because of this shit! I swear! I'm sick of this shit! I know your an effing international superstar or whatever, but kissing other bitches is NOT COOL! I counted a total of 5 kisses! forehead, NECK, forehead, cheek, cheek, and MOUTH! Are you SERIOUS! Guess what mother effer I already bought my plane ticket and I'm due to arrive at your hotel at 1:23am tonight. we need to talk!

And why aren't you answering your phone, i've called you like 48 times. no response? seriously! If that hoe is in your room, or any hoe for that matter, im gonna flip my shit!

Work

You know what. all I wanna do after I work 14 days in a row is come home, have my BF cook me dinner and then have him tell me I'm beautiful and cuddle while watching MTV Real World Spin Offs.

But does that happen?

No. What I get to come home to is a dirty house, no clean dishes, a cat whose butt smells like poop and is determined to meow in my face, and no desire whatsoever to clean or cook.

If you don't want to answer my texts or skype with me than maybe we shouldn't be friends on facebook.

Thats my new criteria, if you don't text me back, i'm deleting you.

Forever.