Wednesday, May 12, 2010

MY CAT IS MISSING



CRAZY ACTIVATE!

My cat is gone. Seriously gone. I had new windows installed today and now I am home and my cat is gone! ALONE OUTSIDE IN THE RAIN! I called my buidling matinetince guy 12 times before he picked up and I let him have it. How could you have let someone go in through my windows. How could you have no inform him I have a cat! How could this window installer not notice my cat, who likes to watch people whenever they come in my apartment, EXCAPE through the window!

My crazy mode is activated and its about to POP AWF! I called my building mangement and let them have it, just wait until they open at 7am. ITS ON! I asked them if I should take my cat out. I asked if I should move my furniture. No no no, you don't need to do anything they said! LIES i tell you LIES!

Now my wonderful loving sweet kitty is going to be destroyed by the outside world if she ever comes back to me! I can't breathe. I'm going to die or freak out. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO SLEEP NOW!

Mimi, I am so sorry this happend to you. You are just so adventerous and daring. No one can contain you and I understand that now. But my darling Diamond Princess you need to come home now. Mama is getting very scared and if my cat is dead someone will DIE! and it could be me... or you... or a person on the street that bumps into me. Is this a bad time to call boys. because I don't know what to do with myself.

Come Home Mimssss

Sometimes I am a little crazy

So lots is going on I can't post it now. But I just wanted to share that sometimes when I feel the way i feel now. Which is that I have no direction in life, no boyfriend to fight with, and no money I listen to and sing loudly along with musicals.

I've listened to the Spring Awakening Soundtrack 22 times in the past 3 days. Seriously! And if you don't know about this shiz you need to jump on this dick because its effing amazing. It makes me remember that I am destined for greatness and that all the dudes who didn't want to put a ring on it can suck me because I'm GOING PLACES DAMNIT! Tell your friends.

This is My Junk. Thats the title. I think i'm gonna drive to this cute boys house right now and break into his room and wake him up by singing this to him. Maybe then he'll love me. Because my junk is him.